Tuesday, November 3, 2009

My Nose is Wet.

When I woke up this morning I was laying on my back.
This is news because I am a stomach sleeper.
The bigger news is that when I did wake up there was something very close to me licking my nose.
That Thing was either this Thing:



Or this Thing:



I was groggy and really can't remember which Thing it was but I do remember this:

I asked the Thing that was licking my nose why it would do such a thing and it replied to me,
"I wanted to see if you taste sweet like you are."

These days are few.


Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween 2009

You know you've been off your blog too long when you forget your own password...

How was your Halloween?

Ours was spooky.
And scary.
And frightful...

Just the way it's supposed to be.


Saturday, October 3, 2009

The Bus.

The end of the month was busy for me.  I left for work very early one morning and offered The Fish a ride to the (very close) bus stop.

It was a chilly morning and I thought she might want to sit in the slightly warmer car.

She didn't want to.

"I'll stand" (in the cold) "with my friends - thanks", she told me as she climbed out of the car.

Drat.

So she stood there with her friends and I sat in my car.

She stared at me and I smiled widely back at her.  I am obnoxious like that...

"You can go"  she told me plainly.

"Nope.  I'll stay."  I said, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel. You see,  It's still kind of not really daylight when they get on the bus and I know, although few and far between, people DO, in fact, take innocent and beautiful, unsuspecting children from bus stops. I have SEEN the news reports.

I waited.  I looked back at The Fish.  Her eyes got BIG and she motioned for me to GO.

I held my ground...

"Mommy!" she said, kind of urgently, "Puh-lease GO. I AM FINNNNNNEEEuhhh!"

"Fine" I said.  Then I gave her the Mommy-Death-Stare and, contrary to my intuition, I drove away.

And let me just say that:  after I left the bus picked up my child it promptly broke down and they had to sit there until someone came to fix whatever-the-hell was broken and I could have just driven her to school except NOOOO, I was told to leave...

Fast forward to Friday:

When...

The Fish's bus was hit by an oncoming vehicle that ran a red light.  I was in the shower when the phone calls came from frantic neighbors.  My Mother-of-the-Year award IS COMING NON-BELIEVERS!  It is!  How was I supposed to know that I am NOT ALLOWED TO SHOWER AT 7AM FOR FEAR THAT A SCHOOL BUS ACCIDENT WILL OCCUR!

The Fish is fine after her ordeal.  It was MUCH less traumatic than when my friends sons bus FLIPPED OVER on the way to school last year.  MUCH LESS TRAUMATIC...

Note to all.  The school bus is not always the way, it is not always safe and you do not have to leave when told.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Name Change

I am thinking of changing my name is hopes of losing the black cloud that follows me around.
If it doesn't know who I am, it should not be able to find me.

I am thinking Cate.
Except for that darn Kate from Jon & Kate Plus Eight.
Maybe the C instead of the K is enough to distinguish the two of us.
And her hair is blonder.
And shorter.
And reverse mullet-y-er.
And her teether are whiter because they got that free teeth bleaching.
And she has WAY more kids.
I am off track here.

Ok, name change.  To avoid aforementioned black cloud.
How about... Catesby.  (kates-bee)
Too strange?
Too....weird?

Why can't the black cloud find another victim?
Maybe Eeyore is a more appropriate name change.
If it fits, I should wear it.

Ugh.

I was trying to change the look of my blog.  While experimenting with those terrible Blogger templates it seems I have now messed everything up.  All of the stuff that was on the side is now at the bottom.

Yuck.

Stayed tuned for further technical difficulties.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Friday Morning

Good Morning World.  
If you are happy and you know it try to break your crib by jumping in it as hard as you possibly can.



This morning:
My computer is functioning beautifully on its last legs.
I love am trying to figure out the new editor on blogger which probably isn't new at all but its new to me and I LOVE the strikethrough feature.  Get ready.  I will be using that ALOT.
I am using The Fish's computer.  Yes Fish, I am using your computer while you are away at school.  
The Fish's computer is stinky way better than mine. Love that strikethrough.
In other news, a note from Olivia's room:
Dear Olivia, 
This is your room.  I am a mess.  Please clean me.  
I am not even going to mention the bathroom.  Disgusting.  
Love, 
Your Room


Happy Friday People.

Outback Baby!

One of my very favorite and dearest friends - even though she moved away and abandoned me - Ashley - just became the Proprietor of her very own Outback Steakhouse Restaurant!

I spent several years working for (and loving every minute of) an Outback Steakhouse here in Virginia. That's where we met. Ashley reminded me tonight that I was the one who interviewed and hired her when she began her career! Yeah me! I can pick 'em can't I!

So years after I left, Ashley remained with Outback and pressed onward and upward.

Now she has been rewarded with her very own store!

Ashley, I am so very proud of you! You deserve this more than anyone I know. Outback is lucky to have you as I know you will give it everything you've got every single day. Wish you could have gotten a store in Virginia, closer to me, but please know that I am so VERY happy for you!

Please come to Virginia soon to visit us. We'll let Noah "LOVE YOU UP, GIRL!"

XOXO Karen

Me & Baby Noah

Me & Baby Noah

Fishing

Fishing

Love You

Love You

The Best Big Sister

The Best Big Sister

Going to 5th Grade

Going to 5th Grade

Noah & the Belly

Noah & the Belly

My Peeps

My Peeps

My Guys

My Guys

Noah

Noah
Noah

New Piper

New Piper

Daddy & Piper

Daddy & Piper

Checking for Teeth

Checking for Teeth
Checking for Teeth

Pippi Zebra

Pippi Zebra

Pip and Me

Pip and Me

Friends & Lazy Days

Friends & Lazy Days
Murray, Hans & Dillan